avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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(Source: himapapaftw)

breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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ekarusryndren:

anotherfirebender:

m1ssred:

chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry

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wineafterwhiskey:

this is everything. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

munderoon:

loki0fsassgard:

stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

Wow I like the way their corpses smell

that was more creepy as fuck

(Source: enerds)

michaelgclifford:

a+ insults (only use when you want someone to CRY)

  • nerdbox
  • unedited dictionary
  • red solo cup
  • unsucessful vans warped tour opening act
  • the least favorite pencil 
  • roseart crayon (may really destroy them)

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2)